DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN?

  1. Cricket legend Sunil Gavaskar paused his speech during a Rotary Club event in Mumbai to take a call from his wife, drawing praise for putting her first.
  2. A 70-foot statue of soccer star Lionel Messi was taken down in Kolkata after it was spotted swaying in the wind.
  3. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani posted on X that he had โ€œsigned an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team (the Knicks) in the NBA Finals.โ€
  4. In a Truth Social post, President Trump said that he had congratulated Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi on the โ€œwonderful performance of Indian kids in the National Spelling Bee.โ€
  5. Hundreds of people attended a free mango-tasting event in San Francisco, sampling Alphonso, Kesar, and other Indian varieties.

(1, 2, 3, and 5 really happened.)


Compiled and partly written by Indian humorist MELVIN DURAI, author of the novel Bala Takes the Plunge. [Comments? Contributions? Please email us at melvin@melvindurai.com. We welcome jokes, quotes, online clips, and more.]


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